"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books." - Guy Browning
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Wed, January 25, 2006 - 8:46 PMSometimes I *do* feel like an information waitress.
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Sat, January 28, 2006 - 11:38 AMI always thought i'd be a great Madam. I could separate the patronage by what books they requested. A dainty frilly bedroom would be for those who requested Jane Austen; candlelight and fake windmill for Ceravantes; and the alley behind the brothel for Bataille. -
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Mon, January 30, 2006 - 8:25 AMWhere would you direct someone who has a Kerouac novel in one pocket and Flaubert in the other?
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Thu, February 2, 2006 - 6:43 PM"Where would you direct someone who has a Kerouac novel in one pocket and Flaubert in the other"
An older woman in a stiff dress and disappointed face could sit with the person in silence in a sparse room painted sunset gold--the only piece of furniture that of an old car.
I might send a house-boy in there half way through the session and have him pretend to kill the woman. Then they can pretend to dump her body. The house boy would only speak french and be dressed as a doctor. -
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Sat, February 4, 2006 - 10:55 AMWow....that's really vivid...it makes my brain feel like it's on fire...
but now I have a disappointed look on my face too...and I would ask the woman in the stiff dress if she needed a good, stiff drink...
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Fri, February 17, 2006 - 2:53 PMA quote i passed today while reading some forum stuff on gothic.net (that's about as much as an attribution as i can give)
"I like my novels like I like my women; bound and spread wide open." -
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Mon, February 20, 2006 - 8:47 AMWhere do bindings come into play? I just love the feel of gently turning delicate pages with my fingers... -
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Mon, February 20, 2006 - 9:15 AMHard bound, thank you very much!
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Mon, February 27, 2006 - 12:22 PM"Where do bindings come into play?"
Without binding there are no books. Then again that's a discussion for a bibliomaniac tribe. Too bad I haven't found one.
"I just love the feel of gently turning delicate pages with my fingers... "
...a manuscript man...I can dig it. I'm always glad that someone long ago realized they could sew paper like fabric. I'd lose unbound paper. Though the image of millions of flying loose papers in an empty book depository is pretty spectacular.
Have a good day!
iris
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Fri, October 13, 2006 - 1:56 PM"Where would you direct someone who has a Kerouac novel in one pocket and Flaubert in the other?"
In the empty seat next to me.
Hi. I'm new here. Nice to read through the post and get a flavor of the gang. I'm a community college librarian. Beats the University any day :-). -
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Fri, October 13, 2006 - 2:15 PMAny time you feel like kidnapping me and making me your library slave, I am in. I have a tested reading speed of 500 words per minute with above average comprehension and retention, and a penchant for girls in glasses.
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Thu, October 26, 2006 - 2:07 AMAll of which begs the question, Which authors or books would best describe your erotic landscape? Which 'rooms' would you visit most often-- the Jane Austen with the soft linens, the Anais Nin with the vintage lingerie (yes please) or the back alley with Genet? Perhaps a coffee table book on trout fishing or classic airplanes? Here's the hard part of this mental exercise: you have to choose authors or books or 'worlds' that are NOT patently erotic in their content. -
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Mon, October 30, 2006 - 12:29 PMI fell in love with Thomas Hardy long ago. First, my heart swam in Jude the Obscure. Then I was completely rapt with adoration in Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, A Pure Woman. Far From the Madding Crowd essentially sealed my heart in a coffin of pages, rich in sentiment, honor, and integrity that his characters possess. I remember reading paragraphs over and over again only because they were so beautiful, each chapter a masterpiece in and of itself! Reading Hardy became a breathing exercise as I held my breath through so many passages. Every time I finished another Hardy, I wept and would often sleep with the book on my pillow before returning it to the library... just one more night, I would think. Just one more morning with the book in my hands. After I'd return the book, I would rush to the 4th floor of the library and stand in front of a shelf of unread Hardy's, each visit growing thinner like a balding head until I had read them all (except for some of the poetry books, and then I switched libraries. This one has far fewer Hardy's to salivate over). -
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Thu, November 9, 2006 - 8:17 PMI've read shakespeare, coleridge, locke, shaw, flaubert, nin, twain, shelley, monroe, bukowski, burroughs, blake and lewis. Ive read up and down the english, across the french and german and sideways through the american (If it does not amble off, with a limp, shreiking through commercial spaces and deserts, smiling like a horrible fish on a grill as hot as the sun, it is not american poetry)... Ive become befuddled in dusty rows muttering things inaudible, surrounded by a forest of pages.
sometime after joyce and marquez, after leGuinn and basho, sometimes after sunset, I stopped, hemmed by the silent downward shifting shrouds, and swore never to read fiction again.
I have broken that promise twice, and lived to regret it.
a 3c. chinese, anonymous monastic wrote:
"led astray, every one, by brush and ink and paper"
how long I have wandered, recounting the steps, while the forest constantly changes shape. I will never find my way back home....
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